I forged true friendship on the battlefield the other day
me: my wife? that old ball and chain?
my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*
this is my wife everyone be nice to her
Your wife ruined my Mario 64 Bob-Bom Battlefield Speedrun I don’t like your wife
well i hope you’ve been practicing since then because you’re about to have to speedrun for your life
never forget
what is that peanus even supposed to be tho??
It’s supposed to be a rock with a fireman’s hat on top 😬
POV Minecraft steev looking down at his dong
Crash Bandicoot (Naughty Dog/1996)
only 3 lives left!! :0
Reminds me of this from civilization 4














